Silly 80’s movies on the mind, 

The flicks that spoke to us when we were young, 

Instilling values we were not aware of, 

Challenging us to daydream. 

Oh you, the one trapped in circumstance, 

The slave to social appearance, 

Oh you, the Claire who denies she is as vain, 

You did not take the lessons of that era to heart, 

For I was was your Bender, your Michael Emerson, 

You my Claire, my Star. 

But you were set on Chet,  on Max, on the rich guy that would become a douche like his father.  

Taking every lesson backwards.